T-Swift Garage Game

What Cars Would You Buy With 8 Hours Of Swift Money?

Chris Eastman

It was reported late last year that Taylor Swift made a million dollars a day in 2015. Despite how accurate that figure may or may not be I wish to play a game. Imagine you got to meet Taylor and she was so impressed with your charm and car knowledge that she decides to fund your dream garage. So she gives you 8 hours worth of her pay. Beyond that the government also decides “You know what? We don’t need to tax any of that cold $300+K. You deserve it all.” I would completely agree with that statement government. I do deserve it all.

Here are the rules: You have to have at least 3 cars (can have more)
At least one 4 door car/truck, one sports car, one pre 1990s car
$333,000 is your budget
List average price of your choices next to them

Chris at Burbbble

Chris' Garage

Spyker C8

2005 Spyker C8 ($140,000)

So gaudy it will trigger a gag reflex, the ultimate expression of style over substance. I love it :)

Lancia Delta Integrale

1989 Lancia Delta Integrale ($30,000)

The most accomplished 4 door car to ever exist ever in existence...ever. Who am I to deny it a spot in my garage.
Porsche 965

Porsche 965 911 turbo ($100,000)

The 965 is the second best 911 to ever be put into production. (First being the 2.7RS)
Alfa Romeo GTV

1971 Alfa Romeo GTV ($33,000)

Everyone has to have a daily driver and no one could have a more charming one.
Volkswagen Phaton W12

W12 VW Phaeton ($20,000)

The most bang for your buck in the luxury department.
Mazda MX5 Racecar

Mazda MX-5 SCCA spec race car ($10,000)

Jeff at Burbbble

Jeff's Garage


2007 BMW M6 Coupe ($25,000)

A 500 bhp superiority complex with enough tech to beat you in a game of chess.
Jaguar Series 1 E-Type

1967 Jaguar E-Type Series 1 Coupe ($85,000)

No one says it better than Enzo: “the most beautiful car ever made.”
Land Rover Discovery

1995 Land Rover Discovery ($3,000)

Dirt cheap, widely available. Ready to be turned into an exquisite expedition vehicle.
Porsche Cayman R

2012 Porsche Cayman R ($60,000)

A katana-sharp tool for showing off a lack of skill on road or track.
Ferrari 550

1999 Ferrari 550 Maranello ($180,000)

Luca Montezemolo’s return to what a proper Ferrari should be: a front-engined V12 grand tourer.
Cory at Burbbble

Cory's Garage

Land Rover Defender 110

1988 Land Rover Defender 110 ($30,000)

Can you think of anything else that is both ex-military and extremely trendy?
Ferrari 458

2011 Ferrari 458 ($200,00)

Ferrari proves to the world that they can still make a pretty thing.
Chevrolet K5 Blazer

1975 Chevrolet Blazer ($20,000)

Big. 4x4. No roof. Yes, please.
Porsche 911 Carrera

1988 Porsche 911 Carrera Coupe ($45,000)

Tina Turner knew. Simply the best.
Maserati Quattroporte

2009 Maserati Quattroporte ($35,000)

Thank you marketplace. Thank you for being scared of this small number manufacturer.
Porsche Alfa Romeo Miata Spyker