1993 BMW M5 Euro

Some mad genius saw an E34 BMW M5 and thought, "I should put a V12 in that." And I'm mad I wasn't that genius. Even if it didn't have 12 cylinders crammed under its hood, this M5 would still find its way into the Burbbble Deal Warehouse.

BMW's second attempt at a super sedan didn't go as well as the first or the third, but it was far from a poor attempt, and this example is proof of that. It's brimmed full of serious muted plastic and functional leather upholstery, and going down the road it will look just like any other businessman's sedan from the dot-com bubble era. Best of all, no one will ever imagine that your already-sleeper M5 is a deeper sleeper than they know. It's sleeperception.

This may be one of the best sausage-swaps we'll ever see.