1958 Citroen Vanstore

People who should buy this awesome Citroen Van-store: Boring/unoriginal people. If your favorite color is gray, if you have played more than 50 hours of GTA V, if you use Anchorman quotes in everyday life, or if you vape, you qualify. Owning a Van-store will give you the illusion of being interesting so people will might want to talk to you. Even if it is painted gray and used as a lounge for playing GTA V and vaping. This behemoth of a French blueberry is powered by a 4 cylinder the size of actual blueberries. So as long as you don’t have to go far or climb any hills...or manage traffic, there is space enough to set up for a show before even taking off. It is truly ideal. People who should not buy this awesome Citroen Van-store: If you are required by law to introduce yourself to your entire neighborhood, I’m not sure this one is for you. In fact I would stay away from all vans, but that’s just me.