2007 Custom Ford Mustang

You know the face you make when a kid draws a picture of you. The head and neck look like a piece of gentleman material while the body looks like a churro but you smile and encourage them anyway. I can only imagine that the creator of this monstrosity has seen that face all too often... "Wow Phil... yeah, looks uhhhh. Wow". Strangely it is also the face this car is making as well.

Take the eyes of an Elise with the hood sort of like a GT500...ish. The grill of a Peugeot, the roof of a Mustang, the side vents of a Testarossa and the back of an 80s Cadillac.

Let's quick walk through the various inspirations of this Picassomobile. Take the eyes of an Elise with the hood sort of like a GT500...ish. The grill of a Peugeot, the roof of a Mustang, the side vents of a Testarossa and the back of an 80s Cadillac. That is like making a smoothie of salsa, cookie dough, hamburger and kale, then trying to sell it to the public for $18,500!

I forgot to mention that the car also comes with a shiny new salvage title, so there are no redeeming features at all. This car reaches apocalyptic levels of hopelessness.