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Bigger is better, gluttony is glorious, no replacement for displacement, Dwayne The Rock Johnson is a good actor. All these misconceptions have been shoved through my ear canals to the point where I actually started thinking San Andreas was a good movie. Luckily the internet and some Europeans exist to help offset the large Big Mac combo of lies I've ingested. 

Think Stuart Little, struck by lightning, given a Vita-Ray treatment by Howard Stark, trained by Splinter and changed into a car by a fairy godmother

This is video of a 50 year old Fiat 600 race car powered by a 1200cc motorcycle engine out of a Kawasaki Ninja. Think Stuart Little, struck by lightning, given a Vita-Ray treatment by Howard Stark, trained by Splinter and changed into a car by a fairy godmother.  I've named him Little Leo. The engine powering Leo normally has 190hp so with some racy bits on it let's conservatively say it has 210hp and weighs 500kg (1102 lbs). That equates to a power to weight of 382hp/ton. Which is 50hp/ton more than a Porsche GT3 RS 4.0. Little Leo could punch through your face. This crazy scamp flies around defying all logic and it is so entertaining that I haven't stopped watching for like...an hour.

If I were building a race car I would want to get as close to this car as I possibly could. Small, light and nimble. Anything more would be moronic.

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Bigger is better, gluttony is glorious, no replacement for displacement, Dwayne The Rock Johnson is a good actor. All these misconceptions have been shoved through my ear canals to the point where I actually started thinking San Andreas was a good movie. Luckily the internet and some Europeans exist to help offset the large Big Mac combo of lies I've ingested. 

Think Stuart Little, struck by lightning, given a Vita-Ray treatment by Howard Stark, trained by Splinter and changed into a car by a fairy godmother

This is video of a 50 year old Fiat 600 race car powered by a 1200cc motorcycle engine out of a Kawasaki Ninja. Think Stuart Little, struck by lightning, given a Vita-Ray treatment by Howard Stark, trained by Splinter and changed into a car by a fairy godmother.  I've named him Little Leo. The engine powering Leo normally has 190hp so with some racy bits on it let's conservatively say it has 210hp and weighs 500kg (1102 lbs). That equates to a power to weight of 382hp/ton. Which is 50hp/ton more than a Porsche GT3 RS 4.0. Little Leo could punch through your face. This crazy scamp flies around defying all logic and it is so entertaining that I haven't stopped watching for like...an hour.

If I were building a race car I would want to get as close to this car as I possibly could. Small, light and nimble. Anything more would be moronic.

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